Sorry for the late blogging and not updating anything since the last blog. Paiseh~!!

Had an **ENJOYABLE** weekend with all my GOOD friends in KL!!!

Went to Red Square on Saturday to 撑 MR HERYL TEH 场!!!!

WHO is going???---> Me..Mr ONG..Dearest Prettie Rou Rou.....成哥..华仔..毛松...here's some of the photos took there!~~~

HERYL+PRETTIE ROU~

Pretty ROU ROU + HONG WEI~

NIX + SENG

NIX + MOH (see how red his face!!!)---> he gonna DRUNK SOON!!!!!

**CUTE NIA~!!!***

WHAT dis 2 GUYSS doing???clueless....?????

THE BOYSSSSS

GOD!~~~...nice o not this trousers??HK$1200 ar!!!!!! (suit SENG gua....)

**SENG!!!please DONT EVER vomit in the CAR again!!!!!

FRENzzzZZzzz...owizzz....!!!!

GONNA DRUNK SOON!!!---> see the next pic!!!

missy ROU ROU + DRUNK eh MOHSANG~!!!

TRY to MAKE FUN of the DRUNK MOH~!!!

WOO>>>~!~~~

LOUSY u MOH!!!!!

nix nix + 成哥

HERYL+ "NIX" + KYE WAH (Where's ur HOT CHICK???)

MR ONG's HEALTHY LIFE!!!!!

MY GODNESS...DARL~!!!hami 衰样lai????

NIX+ H.WEI+ ROU

DEAREST ROU ROU + NIX

---> HIGH WAISTED SKIRT...

nix: KISS  me ....

rou: mmmMMmmMMMmm.....MMM...UAKss......

ROU: give me..give me..give me....

LOVE~!!!

WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT THE END OF THE PARTY? how many victimss????

1. mohsang DEFINITELY DRUNK..

2. SENG drunk..and VOMIT in HONGWEI car!!!!!!

3. ME!!!---> DRUNK!!!!!

4. KYE WAH---> DRUNK!!!!

5. 清醒者: HONG WEI + WEI HONG + ROU ROU (APPLAUSE!!!)

**THE END***enjoy ..

YES!!KENIX is BACK!!! I got lotz of complain from both of my bestie jimuisss....(miss joanne + missy rou rou) for not updating my bloggie since last year..PAISEH lar...

Many things happened all dis while..rilly lotzz...and NEW CHAPTER of life started...(haha..I know very MIN KEONG GUM TAI GOH!!..but rily duno wat to say...PASS!!!)

As I used to read both of my BESTIE eh SUPER ACTIVE blog (MAXI ENG now la me nowadaysss)..there's one conclusion me and MISSY ROU ROU come out with---> 少废话, 多照片!!!! less words..more photos...**miss joanne..please take notesss!!!!!***noted????hehe

and here I would like to announce I am in a NEW HAPPY relationship...HEHHE... I am not good in expressing..but anyway..I will upload some of the pictures ..and MORESSSSSSSSSSssss  upcoming soon...no worries!!

HERE IT GOES-->

At SCHOKOLART, mont kiara~!!

HAHAHA...NAO GAI FACE~!!!

BEH HU want to take a shot be4 TRANSFOMER!!!!

HERYL TEH bday..KENIX kisiao d..~!

HW~NIX~ROU~HERYL---> BESTIE oWIz...!!

BOTH of US enjoying our FAV --> BERRY COOL~

Penang HANG OUT**QEII

KYE WAH BDAY at PHUTURE~!! **(HW + NiX + Heryl)**

Yea..thats all for this update lar..moreSSS upcoming..!!!! c ya~

《 口头性爱 》
　　一个年轻的新郎在新婚之夜问他的爷爷:[我应该怎样去计划我做 爱的频率呢?]
　　爷爷说:[当你还在新婚时期,你总是随时想要做 爱,也许一天好几回.而后呢,做 爱次数逐渐减少,或许礼拜做一次.再然后呢,你已经逐渐变老,可能一个月做 爱一次.当你真的变老时,你一年可能有幸运的一次做 爱成功,也许在你的周年纪念日.]
　　[喔!这样啊,那你现在跟奶奶做 爱的情形呢?]新郎问爷爷.
　　[喔!我跟你奶奶啊,我们现在只有口头的性爱.] 爷爷回答.

        [什么是口头的性爱啊?]
　　[喔!所谓口头的性爱就是她进她的卧房,我进我的卧房,然后她大叫:<FUCK YOU!>,而我也回应大吼:<FUCK YOU,TOO!>……]

禁止向车外扔小孩???

What is this? 禁止不穿胸罩出行?

BIKINI of the day ???

MY FAV PHOTO! PHILIPHINO JACKIE WU..

丐帮- XANTA CLAUS~

Creative Beggar!~ ( maybe we should pay them for their creativity..)

I know this is not funny! BUT~ they look alike!! CUTE!!!

I just wonder whose 恶作剧 is that~ HAHAHA

last but not least..the 重点推荐.......

You gonna ask. Whats wrong with this fish, right?

okay. let me tell you the story. This unlucky fish saw this red ball floating on the water. The fish think of swallow the whole ball as I thik maybe the fish want to eat it?hehe..Too bad, the ball just stuck in the fish mouth!!the fish cant get the ball out!!!.....whats getting worse and funny is--> as the ball can only float on water, the fish cant get back into the water!!!

倒霉的鲶鱼：篮球卡嘴中吐不出咽不下

一只贪玩的鲶鱼想把篮球吞下去，可是却被卡在嘴里，吐不出来却又咽不下去。更惨的是，鲶鱼想沉到水里去，却抵挡不住篮球的浮力，于是它就在水面跳啊跳的。后来过路的行人拿刀把球给划破了，帮它取出篮球，这只倒霉的鲶鱼才重获自由。

okay~the "KOU-TA" is full for today.!! HOPE you enjoy it...see ya~

23 Oct 2008, I will remember this day ALWAYS..as my hair had 壮烈牺牲 !!!!..lets get bec to 2 days ago..my friend came to my place and borrow something for me. And I m so supprised with her newly hair cut. ITS nice!! and just take a look at my "soi yong" in the mirror (adi 8 months didnt have my hair cut)..I only realised how come recently "no guys" kap me..AHHA!!!just kidding...nyway....gonna continue with it. The next morning, I was so excited, early morning "ban leng leng", waiting to go for my hair cut, then "hiao hiao" slowly walk to the shop in CHINA TOWN. When I step into, WAO!~~everything inside is so nice!! then, a pretty gal come to me, help me to place my bag into the locker, and direct me to have a sit on a very nice SOFA. Then, she showed me a menu, guess what, there's drinks, tea, coffee..and even toast..(gonna emphasize!---> FREE one). haha.....of course, I paiseh to order toast lar. I wish to have a toast as I haven't hv my breakfast, BUT, due to the "淑女" image, lastly some words just "BLOOP" from my mouth---> :" oh..thanks lotz, I will just have orange juice will do, thank you~"OKAY....out of topic! Later on, I was guided by another gal to a side, she asked me what kind of hair style i want and how short I would like to cut. hmm..good questions. i just say:" just cut a bit short, (means trim!!)..then cut a nice fringe for me and just layer a bit (as my hair's too thick)." thats the only 3 points i mentioned to the hairstylist and she replied LOUDLY--> NO PROBLEM!!!! then, she just 自由发挥,  !!!  then, i just chit chat with her, and some workers there. I guess I am too kaypo already. I heard there's gonna be a meeting later on as somebody gonna get FIRED..WAH!!....kaypo kaypo..I just ask the hairstylist.."WHO's that??....so so on.....XXXXXXXXX" After an hour of chattiing, lastly there's time for me to take a look at my hair....WAAHH!!!how come so short...!!!....and so fluffy~~...sob sob....I just forced to pay the 55 bucks!! so expensive, and yet my hair.........in the dustbin now........

COME!!i need to have some motivation!~~gonna have my 2nd Biochem paper on MONDAY. oh!....lotssss to go...SHCHANG!!!need to concentrate..and be hardworking..NO MORE "THE GEM OF LIFE!!!"...!!~plzzzz...................hehe...

okay..its time to continue my study...CHAOZZ....

Source: 赖宝日记诠释版 

命好的人，白天晒太阳，晚上看星星。
像我这样命苦的人，晒太阳的时候，眼前都是星星。

真不明白，女孩买很多很多漂亮衣服穿，就是为了吸引男孩的目光，但男孩想看的，却是不穿衣服的女孩。

接吻是一门学问。
我告诉妹妹：“接吻就是闭眼睛，仰头，踮脚尖。”
我告诉弟弟：“接吻？接吻就是张嘴，伸舌头，吸！”

雌螳螂在交配后会吃掉雄螳螂，残忍么？但一些女人却在交配途中吞下无数子孙后代……

都说失败是成功之母，那么我这大半辈子一直和成功之母在一起来着，我算不算成功他爹？起码也算个继父吧？可惜，成功这小子，从来就不认我……

古代：哪个少女不怀春？
现在：哪个少女不怀孕

处女变成非处女只要一次成型，处男到非处男需要反复锤炼 (女孩到女人只需要那么一下，但男孩想让女人觉得他是男人，需要十八般武艺，需要了解万物苍生啊。）

今天在央视某栏目尾看到一有奖短信竞猜。不得不佩服央视编导的头脑，果然不是凡人。
题目是这样的：请问，2008年北京奥运会的举办地在：
A．北京 B。上海 C。广州 D。台北 (真事。也不止是央视，所有电视台，但凡有短信有奖竞猜，出的题全都拿观众当弱智，不过据说，真有人发短信猜答案的……）

我退化了，到现在我还不会游泳，要知道在我出生之前，我绝对是游的最快的那个……(其实能看到这条日记的每一位，昔日在精子界绝对都是游泳冠军。）

贞操因人而异，比如人们会赞美一个女孩是处女，却也会嘲笑一个男孩是处男

现实中，和身边女人接触要小心，知人知面不知心。网络上，和女网友接触也要小心，知人知心不知面

偶然看见书上所谓的当代女子择偶标准：有车有房，父母双亡。
郁闷。遂写下幻想中的选妻标准：
家中财产过亿，美貌天下第一，贤惠温柔性感，岳父癌症晚期……

我才发现，吸引住男人的办法就是让他一直得不到；吸引女人的办法正好相反，就是让她一直满足。

****INTERESTING!!!!!!!